blue spruce goose

warbyparker:

Bike shelf by Knife & Saw. Perfect for small spaces.

orientaltiger:

Moondust by Spencer Finch features 150 light fixtures and 417 incandescent light bulbs.

the love stories that have been

the love stories that have been

Please people we’re just trying to do our jobs. So if we ask you questions, just answer, verbally, physically, whatever way you can. Please, please dont just stare at us. It’s uncomfortable for everyone. And really how hard is it to just say, “fine”, “bad”, “great”, “come back later”. We dont want to interrupt an argument, or an uncomfortable silence, a break-up or a breast-feeding, but you came out to eat. U came to be waiting on by another human and so that means that someone will be coming up to you and talking and rechecking on you. If you want to be left alone, stay at home and save us from the awkwardness.

Friday Morning ZIne 018   “Is this thing on?”

Please people we’re just trying to do our jobs. So if we ask you questions, just answer, verbally, physically, whatever way you can. Please, please dont just stare at us. It’s uncomfortable for everyone. And really how hard is it to just say, “fine”, “bad”, “great”, “come back later”. We dont want to interrupt an argument, or an uncomfortable silence, a break-up or a breast-feeding, but you came out to eat. U came to be waiting on by another human and so that means that someone will be coming up to you and talking and rechecking on you. If you want to be left alone, stay at home and save us from the awkwardness.

Friday Morning ZIne 018   “Is this thing on?”

Some Friday Mornings, we are forced to deal with peoples lack of social skills. This woman came in and showed her erratic and negative side because of our lack of white bread and the smell like mustard. Although we vent because it’s difficult to deal with these attitudes, we always try to make these people feel comfortable about their crazy. For that we get $0.75 tip from them but a “Made a Crazy Person Chill”congratulatory merit badge from the other servers.
Friday Morning Zine ” Merit Badge Day”
 

Some Friday Mornings, we are forced to deal with peoples lack of social skills. This woman came in and showed her erratic and negative side because of our lack of white bread and the smell like mustard. Although we vent because it’s difficult to deal with these attitudes, we always try to make these people feel comfortable about their crazy. For that we get $0.75 tip from them but a “Made a Crazy Person Chill”congratulatory merit badge from the other servers.

Friday Morning Zine ” Merit Badge Day”